"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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