I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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