help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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