Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Farmville is her only friend.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I want to fling myself into the sun
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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