Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I will pee on everything he values.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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