Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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