I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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