Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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