She went from zero to smokin in five shots
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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