Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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