i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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