I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just want to make out with him forever
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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