Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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