I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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