covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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