pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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