my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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