thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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