Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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