Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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