I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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