He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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