Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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