First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We have started to decorate penises.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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