Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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