i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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