STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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