Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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