Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
