Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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