Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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