Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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