If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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