He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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