i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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