i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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