Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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