yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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