My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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