I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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