Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My penis needs a shock collar
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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