Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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