I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You work out of a Hotel?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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