Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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