69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish my penis had a tongue
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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