his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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