are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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