I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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