So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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