It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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