did you get engaged???
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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