It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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