It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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