I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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