i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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