Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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